老阿姨bilibili

Sing?

  How about singing a song?

  Ye Xian saw that she was wearing a long yellow dress, and her hair was slightly disheveled by the leaves in the reeds, so she was suddenly inspired.

   "Ahem~"

  The little woman cleared her throat, her body moved slightly to the beat, and made a rap gesture.

   "Hey, yeah~ yeah~

   It was just a dream, and I was still very touched after waking up for a long time!

  I still really want to be protected by you, the pain in my heart, it must be very hard to like me, in fact, I know everything~

   Don\'t worry, this world is bad but I remember your advice!

  Light yellow dress, fluffy hair, holding my hand to see the latest oil painting on display, deserted street, empty house, I am the only one left to have a carnival party~”

  【Help! Another long skirt with egg yolk, this stalk will not pass this year! 】

【ah! ! Ye Xian is the devil, I finally forgot this song, he came again and again! An infinite loop started in my mind]

  【Hahahaha, what kind of fairy sand sculpture did I become a fan of, I rolled all over the ground laughing, it\'s so funny】

  【The new guest is so funny haha, I’ve been laughing all this time, my mouth is sour from laughing】

  【We laughed so hard that the housekeeper aunt knocked on the door in our dormitory, suspecting that we raised chickens】

  【Am I the only one who finds that Ye Xian sings very well? This devil rap is the best version I have ever heard! 】

  【I\'m crying, handsome, cute, cute, sand sculpture and versatile little brother, why did I only find out now! Mama I love him so much! 】

   "It sounds good! It sounds good!"

  The middle-aged woman was a little embarrassed by her singing, pinching the corners of her clothes shyly with both hands, "Am I as good as you singing? I think I\'m a little fat~"

   Ye Xian continued the rap tone just now, "You are not fat, you are beautiful~"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

  The woman was elated, put down the shovel and threw the sapling in her hand to her.

   "Thank you sister!"

  Ye Xian took the saplings, used them as oars, and quickly rowed the boat to the shore.

  The middle-aged woman saw that she had picked off the water chestnuts and put them into plastic bags one by one. She was a little puzzled, "Young man, you ran into the river at the risk of getting these water chestnuts?"

  Ye Xian: "Yes."

   "What are you doing with these? Don\'t celebrities like this?"

Ye Xian told her all about the Match House competition, but she didn\'t want to, and the middle-aged woman laughed, "The water chestnut porridge is really delicious, and it is true that we are from Tianlong Village, Dangshan County, who went to the Match House to be the judges, but those They are all cadres of the village committee. Don’t you know that last year a little boy in the village almost fell into the river and drowned in order to fish for water chestnuts. Since then, the village committee has strictly prohibited fishing water chestnuts in the river. I’m afraid that if you make water chestnut porridge, not only won’t it cater to their tastes, but on the contrary, you’ll offend them and give them a low score~”

  After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, Ye Xian froze, "...Is it true or not?"

   She was desperate.

   This is her first time on a variety show, is she so unlucky?

   Inserting advertisements and overturning the car, fishing for water chestnuts and breaking the rope, now I finally got the harvest fruit, and it has not been delicious yet, so I died before I was born?

  The middle-aged woman saw her looking at her with pitiful eyes, and nodded cruelly, "Why did my sister lie to you?"

  Ye Xian: "Then...the things I got were all in vain?"

  Middle-aged woman: "No, my children like to eat water chestnuts, why don\'t you give them to them."

  Ye Xian: "..." I suspect that you just want to lie to me.

   Thank you for the clear life, Ruierya, Phantom, Yunzangyuexie, Wuzi Piaoyuan for the book coins and the recommendation votes cast by the little cuties~

   There is no sweet recommendation, so it is still three-shift QAQ, if there is a sweet recommendation, it will be updated!

  

  

  (end of this chapter)