Cheat Awakening

"So Uncle Armin, is it true that last night someone killed Town Lord many peoples?" A random aunty with big boobs, aga probably a 30 years old asked the vegetable shop owner whom she called Uncle Armin with great interest.

Uncle Armin who looks like a 45 years old perverted old bastard by his face, after hearing big boobs aunty's question, immediately ignores the customer in front of him whom he giving vegetables, and after giving big boobs aunty a big smile while showing her his half-remaining teeth, he starts telling her his story which was writt by vegetable shop uncle himself.

"Huh? You still don't know about it. Ohohohoo, the poor child, let me tell you what happed last night. Also before I tell you guys about last night's incidt, remember one thing the person who killed town lord people wasn't just a normal killer but he was a crazy man, just some step away from being called a demon, and why I am saying that you guys know after hearing tire truth.

I was also prest there wh that killer ran away after completing his mission, that's why knowing the tire story, but because of my age, I can't help the guards to catch him, otherwise, he surely can't escape from my steal-like hands," Uncle Armin said bragging while trying to create a serious atmosphere for his story.

"Last night wh most of the guards and people inside the Town Lord Guest House were sleeping, th that killer tered the house from the wall. After tering the Mansion he start searching for his prey, which he soon found, who was non-other than our respected Lord George Hart's fourth son Young Lord Cather Hart.

After that, he siltly tered Young Lord's room. In which the young lord was sleeping peacefully while his two maids were fanning him. After seeing those two maids, that killer uses some kind of demonic magic skill, and other than those maid's eyes, he paralyzes their tire bodies like a statue.

Th he come beside Young Lord and started doing some kind of evil ritual on them, because of that ritual blood of Young Lord's tire body started coming out from his mouth, which that slimy demon started drinking, in order to get Young Lord all skills.

While the ritual just started young lord also wake-up but the demon was already prepared for that so before Young Lord could do anything, he took out a hammer from his storage pouch and brutally start hitting it on the young lord's body, until he lose consciousness.

Sigh, th that killer drink all of the young lord's blood until they lose his breath, at the final step of his evil ritual, he cut off the young lord's private part and eat it raw in front of those two maids' horrified eyes," Uncle Armin said with eyes wide oped while creating a creepy image of Myne though his story in all those peoples mind who is listing to his story.

"What happed after that?" Big Boobs Aunty asked fearfully, ev though she was scared so much that she can pee in her pant at any time if it was night time but still out of curiosity and a strong desire to hear this kind of high-level gossip was solid in her big butts that she can't wait ev a single second to know what happed after that.

Uncle Armin, seeing Big Boobs Aunty's hungry eyes to know what happed next, becomes more excited, and this time he adds more weird things to his story while thinking that today he probably seduced Big Boobs Aunty with the story.

"Th that demon killer's gaze falls on the young lord maids. After that, he come in front of them and asked them if they were virgins or not. At first, those maids didn't answer but wh that demon cut off one of the maid's tire arms, th they come to the line and answer his question truthfully with their eyes, that they both are still virgins.

As soon as they said that, the killer did something so savagery and brutality with them, that I felt chill all over my body just after thinking about it. You guys might not believe that wh guards and I tered the young lord's room, his tire room was covered with those maids' blood, while their body parts scattered all over the room.

that was the most horrible sce that I have ever se in my tire life.

But it seems like his primary target was Young Lord Cather Hart because after leaving the Young Lord's room, that demon just killed some more people for fun and after raping two maids like an animal, he run away while taking a lot of money and many precious items from Town Lord Guest House," Uncle Armin said to onlookers, especially to Big Boobs Aunty.

"So that killer comes here to kill Young Lord Cather, huh? No wonder, otherwise how can someone so powerful and evil can come to our little town," A random middle age man said while trying to gather some free atttion.

Hearing middle age man's words other people's brains also start working crazily and walking talking about Myne's creepy deeds as they left for their destination. But wh the crowd in front of the vegetable shop left, th Uncle Armin come in front of Big Boobs Aunty with his pig-like face and said, "Ms.Babita, I think you are a little too interested in hearing about that killer."

"Sigh, yes, you are right, this is my hobby to read this kind of thriller and mysterious story, and after hearing this kind of thing that I only read in books really happed in my own town, I become a little excited to know all about this," Big Boobs Aunty said with a forced smile as if she is sad that why did she not get a chance to meet that killer, why she wasn't there wh that killer killing everyone like a butcher.

"Ohh! I see, by the way, if really like this kind of story so much, th I have a piece of good news for you. What I said about that killer is just half a story, since I don't want to spread panic in public, but if you promise me to not say anything about it, th I don't mind telling you the tire story in full detail," Uncle Armin said with a smile while secretly stealing a glance at breasts of

Big Boobs Aunty with lust-filled eyes.

"What! Really, you are not kidding with me, right, Uncle Armin?" Big Boobs Aunty asked excitedly, like a child.

"Of course, I am telling truth, how can I jokes with such a beautiful woman like you, Miss Babita, but now I have some work to do, so how about this, If we meet tonight and have a pleasant meal together, where I tell you all story and nobody will disturb us there.

Also please don't call me Uncle Armin, just call me Armin, Uncle Armin said calmly with a smile, but in his mind, he is dancing while thinking that after staying alone for the last years he finally managed to seduce a beautiful woman.

Okay th, we will meet here tonight, Big Boobs Aunty said happily and left for her house, while showing Uncle Armin her big butts.

...

OMG! What kind of shit are that old basterds saying about me? With his little nonsse story, he made a little assassin like me an evil demon who does evil magic, a psychopath, and a rapist? And what's wrong with the people of this town?? How can they believe in such a nonsse story so easily.

No wonder I become so famous in such a little time, so all this has be done by these types of uncles who are using my name in order to seduce aunties, Myne thought angrily,

But whatever at least that vegetable shop uncle really use his brain while making the story and if it goes like this, th the reward on my wanted poster probably going to increase, Myne thought after calming down, since he knows that being angry on others people will not going bring him anything other th unnecessary stress.

After that Myne throws this little evt out of his mind and starts walking toward the advture guild.

Since it was morning time, the advture guild wasn't much crowded. After tering the guild Myne first looked toward Aisha's desk to see her beautiful face, but sadly she wasn't there.

Huh? Where is she? Don't tell me she didn't come to work today, Myne thought with a frown, today is the day wh he is going on his first advture and he wants to receive his first mission from Aisha's beautiful hands, not from some random girl.

Aisha is my lucky star and without seeing her beautiful face, there is no meaning in going on the advture mission, Myne thought sadly.

Wait a minute, didn't Aisha say that if I need her help I can call her with my advturer I'd card? I just have to put my advturer ID card in a device on her desk, Myne thought suddly and hurriedly start walking toward Aisha's receptionist's desk.

*Bam!

"What did you mean that you didn't know? Are not you the head receptionist here??"

Just as Myne was meters away from Aisha's desk he heard the loud sound of someone punching the table, while shouting loudly and wh he looked in the direction from where the sound come, he saw an advturing party of 5 people with 3 m and girls.

of which a man with gold hair, a fit body, and a fox-like face, who looks like the leader of that advturing party was arguing with a middle age receptionist lady, whom he was calling the head receptionist.

"Look, Mr. Lyle, I have already told you many times that giving an advturer to an exclusive receptionist is not under my authority, Only the Guild leader or that receptionist herself can take this decision, so if you have any problem related to this th go and asked them, middle age head receptionist said with a frown.

"Don't lie to me, I have asked the guild leader about this and he said that this is your duty to appoint someone as an exclusive receptionist.

That's why I have asked you many times to make Miss Aisha my exclusive receptionist but you never agree and now out of nowhere you make Miss Aisha the exclusive receptionist for a newbie?" Lyle asked angrily while again hitting on the table with all his might, clearly, he is vting his frustration on that poor table.

Huh? Did that guy say that he wants my Aisha to be his exclusive receptionist?? And looking at his savage behavior he clearly doesn't look like a nice person from any angle, Myne thought and saw a young easy-going waitress aged a 5 or 6 with a flat chest and a normal look, walking beside him after serving some advturers their order.

Seeing the waitress, Myne hurriedly walked toward her and said, "Ah, excuse me, Miss, can I ask you a question?"

[ Name: Nora

Level: 04

Race: Hume

Gder: Female

Age: 4 y/o

Occupation: Lucas Town Advture Guild Waitress.

[Skill]

UNAWAKENED ]

"Sure, please tell me how can I help you?" Nora asked with a fridly smile.

"Can you tell me, who is that guy and why is arguing with the receptionist lady like a barbarian?" Myne asked while pointing his finger toward Lyle.

Huh? Following Myne's finger direction, Nora saw Lyle who was still talking nonstop, without giving the receptionist lady a chance to speak.

But after seeing Lyle, Nora's face starts becoming red in shyness and a smile appears on her face like she saw her long-lost lover.

After starring Lyle for a minute, Nora took a deep breath and said with a smile, "well, his name is Lyle, and he is a B-Rank Advturer. He is the most powerful and handsome person in our guild after the guild leader. He has completed many difficult and impossible missions that no one can ev complete till now.

His father is a big businessman in the capital city and he himself is also super rich. Just last month he killed three Orc alone. And..."

While Nora continuously praised Lyle nonstop, Myne stared at her weirdly like he is seeing an idiot. Clearly looking at Lyle's behavior and how he is fighting with the receptionist lady for no reason, anyone can say that he is a big looser-filled with arrogance. As far as his being handsome and powerful, ev if someone gives 00 gold coins to Myne, he will still not believe it.

Sigh, it seems like she has a high level of a crush on him, otherwise, she won't talk so much nonsse about him. One more example of idiom love being blind, and in her case idiot as well, Myne thought while shaking his head.

"Excuse me Miss, are you by any chance new here?" Myne asked while interrupting the young waitress who is still talking about Lyle.

"How do you know? Today is my first day of work here," the Young waitress asked with surprise.

Myne didn't reply to her question and again asked a question that cleared his all doubt about Lyle and how big a liar he is, "th how do you know Lyle so well? Don't tell me you are his girlfrid."

After hearing being girlfrid of Lyle, Nora's face becomes red in shyness and she hurriedly said...

"No, what are you talking about, we are not that close, actually, we never meet, but I have heard about his all advture stories from my frids and one time he also save me and my frids from some storm rabbits wh we are coming from the forest, ev though that time he left hurriedly after helping us and I didn't get chance to meet him, but after that day I become his big fan, and wh yesterday I found that advture guild recruiting some girls, because for some reason suddly many workers left their job, th I immediately join it and become a waitress so I can meet him.

But now ev though now he is just standing in front of me, but I don't have ough courage to talk to him."

Ohohoho! What a heartwarming story, if not for the fact that she is a big idiot and by helping her I would only give her early access to meet the god of death, th I would probably think for a momt to help her, Myne thought while wiping his imagery tears.

"It's all fine but why is he arguing with that receptionist lady?" Myne asked heartlessly without caring about Nora's emotional drama.

After hearing Myne's question, for a momt Nora become angry after seeing that how Myne didn't care about her love story a little bit, but after thinking that he is some years bigger than her and also looks like an expericed advturer, she didn't take Myne's disrespectful attitude on her heart and said unhappily, "I don't know the full story behind it since it's my first day, but what I heard from other peoples, it seems that Lyle wanted to make a girl named Aisha to his exclusive receptionist for a long time but she always refused him.

But yesterday she become the exclusive receptionist of a newbie advturer who just join the guild and hasn't completed ev a single mission, so that's why Lyle is quite angry today."

Ohh! Wait a minute, So technically isn't he angry because of me? Myne thought after hearing the reason behind Lyle's anger.

Thank God, I didn't immediately ignore him and wt toward Aisha's desk to call her.

If I had done this, I have full confidce that he makes a lot of trouble for me out of jealousy, Myne thought while wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, ev though he liked Aisha, but currtly, his love is just one-sided, until now he hasn't ev talked properly with her, let's not about getting close to her.

So making a B-Rank Advturer his emy without knowing his true strgth is nothing more than asking for unnecessary troubles, and Myne hates unnecessary troubles most in the world.

After that Myne thanked the young waitress for her help and after giving her the tip of one silver coin, he found an empty table on which a book about monsters information was placed on it and sit down there and start reading that book until Lyle complete his work, anyway looking at receptionist lady forced smile and impatit look on her face, Myne know that Lyle definitely won't going to stay in guild for too long.

l0 Minutes Later...

*Boom

Just as Myne was reading the Monsters information book with great interest, he heard a loud sound, which immediately attract his and most of the people prest in the guild's atttion.

Wh Myne looked toward the direction where the loud sound come from, he saw Lyle lying on the g in front of the wall, while coughing blood from his mouth and behind him, many spider web-like cracks could be se on the walk.

Myne turn his head towards the direction where Lyle standing before, and saw the receptionist lady standing at his place angrily while her desk was blown up completely in pieces. Lyle's other party members were also laying on the g like dead dogs.

Th head receptionist lady slowly walked toward Lyle, while a small transpart circle with two rings appear in front of her hands, clearly, she is using some kind of magic skill, but because she is a little farther from Myne, that's why he can't use his Appraisal skill on her to see what kind of skill she is using.

After coming in front of Lyle, she grab his shirt cooler and said with a deadly serious expression, "From now on you and your party is banned from coming into the guild for this tire week, and next time if you ev talk with me in a loud and disrespectful attitude th I will hang you naked in front of the guild, so now get out from my guild," after saying that the head receptionist lady hit on Lyle's chest with her right hand.

Just as her palm touched Lyle's chest, like an arrow, he smashed into the wall behind him and while making a big hole in the wall, he fall on the middle of the road and lose consciousness.

F*ck! So powerful, what kind of magic is this? Just with a light touch, she directly throws Lyle out of the guild while destroying an tire wall, Myne and almost all the people prest in the guild thought at the same time with their mouths wide op with surprise, clearly, no one expected that a weak looking middle-aged receptionist lady will be so powerful.

that was really an unexpected surprise, ev though I expected that someone will probably throw out Lyle and his party members but I never thought that someone who will throw Lyle out from the guild will be the head receptionist lady.

but if I think carefully th this doesn't look impossible since without sufficit power she can't become a head receptionist, and In such a small guild, where there is no such a post as a vise-guild leader, their head receptionist is the second most powerful post after the guild leader, Myne thought while looking in Lyle direction with a smile like taking pleasure in other people misfortune.

Noo!!! Not again, just yesterday I brought Big Sis Aisha's desk and now Aunty Va not only broke her desk but also make a big hole in the wall as well. Today I again have to stay here till late at night,( ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ ) Mia thought with teary eyes after seeing that someone again increased her work.