My Wife, The Ice Queen President

“Brother Xiong, what’s wrong with your neck?” As soon as Ye Xiong entered the hall, Wang Tong asked curiously.

“Don’t mention it, I wasn’t careful and got scratched by a cat.” Ye Xiong replied irritably.

“Did Brother Xiong do something bad and get caught by a woman?” Wang Tong asked with a laugh.

“Stop talking about me, how did things go with your matter?” Ye Xiong asked with a smile.

“What matter?”

“Pretending, are we? How did last night’s matter go?” Ye Xiong crossed his arms and asked as if he was fuming with anger.

“It’s done.” Wang Tong touched his head and said awkwardly.

“What do you mean ‘it’s done’?” Ye Xiong slapped his head and cursed, “Be more specific.”

“I mean, last night I followed your method… and then with Xiao Mei, we made it happen…” Wang Tong said with a silly smile.

“Awesome, let’s have a cup of tea and talk slowly.”

Ye Xiong quickly pulled Wang Tong to a table on the side, sat him down, and after much effort, finally got the full story out of him.

Originally, last night Wang Tong followed Ye Xiong’s advice, took Xiao Mei to a room upstairs, then pretended to be too drunk to leave, and confessed to Xiao Mei while drunk; to his surprise, he actually succeeded in his confession, and in the excitement, they ended up rolling in the sheets.

“Brother Xiong, I didn’t expect that it was Xiao Mei’s first time.”

Pfft!

Ye Xiong was drinking water, and when he heard this, he spat it all out.

“You lucky dog, you found a treasure. These days, a virgin is rarer than a giant panda.” Ye Xiong felt happy for him.

“Brother Xiong, thank you. If it wasn’t for your advice to pretend to be drunk and confess, I definitely couldn’t have won Xiao Mei over.” Wang Tong laughed heartily, glad to have left behind the days of being single for so many years.

“Right, Brother Xiong, you also dealt with President Du last night, didn’t you?”

“Last night, Sister Hua was drunk, and I took her home. She desperately clung to me, not letting me go. You know how Brother Xiong is, not the type to take advantage of others in their time of weakness, so I firmly rejected her advances, but I didn’t expect her to cry when I left.” Ye Xiong said, shaking his head with a sigh.

“President Du actually threw herself at you?” Wang Tong was flabbergasted.

“I didn’t expect she would fall for me either, ah, being handsome is tough, you can’t fend off the peach blossom luck when it comes.” Ye Xiong finished speaking with a helpless expression.

“What, you don’t believe me?” Ye Xiong asked back, seeing Wang Tong staring blankly at him.

“Actually, back at the bar, she couldn’t hold back any longer. Guess what she did? She actually reached under the table and touched my thigh.”

“Brother Xiong…” Wang Tong kept making eye signals to him.

“What’s with your eyes?”

Ye Xiong found it strange, but when he turned his head, his face instantly changed color.

Without knowing when, Du Yuehua was standing behind him, her face as cold as ice, her eyes seeming to shoot flames.

“Sister Hua, when did you get here?” A hundred thousand horses galloped in Ye Xiong’s heart.

“I came to listen to how I was touching your thigh last night, and throwing myself at you?” Du Yuehua said through gritted teeth.

“It was just a joke, you know, ‘a smile adds ten years to your life’.” Ye Xiong chuckled and hastily opened a chair for Du Yuehua to sit down before saying to Wang Tong, “That story just now was purely fictional. If there are any resemblances, it’s just a coincidence.”

Having been accustomed to Ye Xiong’s personality, Du Yuehua was too exhausted to complain, and didn’t really want to argue with him.

She had been sitting bored in her office, so she had come down to the hall to relax and check on the business.

Little did she know that as soon as she arrived, she would hear him spinning wild tales.

Just as she sat down, Xiao Mei happened to appear, and seeing the three of them together, she gracefully walked over.

“Sister Hua, don’t you think there’s something different about Xiao Mei’s walking posture?” Ye Xiong stared at Xiao Mei’s legs and asked mysteriously.

“I don’t see anything. What’s up?” Du Yuehua asked curiously.

“Take a closer look.”

Upon closer inspection, Du Yuehua finally noticed something off about Xiao Mei’s walk; her legs were slightly apart, which seemed very unnatural. Being a woman who had been through it all, she quickly understood and her face turned beet red. She spat at Ye Xiong and scolded him, “All your doing, I bet.”

“You can eat whatever you want, but you can’t just say anything. It’s clearly Wang Tong’s doing, not mine,” Ye Xiong hurriedly clarified.

“If it weren’t for your teaching, would Wang Tong ever…”

Du Yuehua, fearing Wang Tong would be embarrassed, didn’t finish her sentence.

“Wang Tong, treat Xiao Mei well, or you’re the one who will answer for it,” Du Yuehua warned Wang Tong.

“President Du, I will definitely treat Xiao Mei right,” Wang Tong quickly said.

Having just arrived, Xiao Mei, seeing that all three were looking at her, asked in confusion, “What’s up with you guys?”

“Why do I feel like there’s something strange about the way you walk?” Ye Xiong could not help but give a wry smile.

Xiao Mei was stunned for a moment, then suddenly she smacked Wang Tong on the head hard, scolding, “You tell others everything, you’re no good either!”

After saying that, she stormed off huffily.

“Brother Xiong, you’ve gotten me killed,” Wang Tong touched his head and said with a bitter face.

“The rice is already cooked; what are you afraid of?” Ye Xiong, like someone who had been through it all, advised him, “After a man has had a ‘bang bang bang’, his value rises; but after a woman goes ‘bang bang bang’, her value drops. She’ll come looking for you, don’t worry.”

“Don’t listen to his nonsense, he just loves stirring up trouble,” Du Yuehua gave Ye Xiong a stern look before telling Wang Tong, “Go explain yourself quickly, don’t end up like Ye Xiong.”

After Wang Tong left, Du Yuehua’s gaze fell upon Ye Xiong, filled with deep resentment.

“It’s a good thing I didn’t go through with it last night… otherwise, my value would have dropped.” Du Yuehua lowered her voice and spoke softly, “You’ve made it clear to me, I will definitely not let myself lose value.”

“Sister Hua, it’s different with you,” Ye Xiong said hurriedly, realizing his own foot had been caught in the trap he set, “In my heart, after going ‘bang bang bang’ with Sister Hua, the value would only go up, never down.”

“You can dream on your whole life,” Du Yuehua said bitterly.

“Sister Hua, don’t be like that!”

Du Yuehua was startled, not expecting him to dare to make a move in the hallway, under everyone’s eyes, and hurriedly said, “Ye Xiong, if you do that again next time, I will really get angry.”

Ye Xiong chuckled and withdrew his hand, looking every bit the wolf with a wagging tail.

“Let’s talk about something serious,” Du Yuehua put on a stern face and said, “I’m planning to spend money on advertisements for the hotel, but nearly everyone at the TV station has been bribed by He Haodong, so I need you to think of a solution. If we don’t advertise, relying on word of mouth alone, the hotel will grow, but very slowly.”

“I’ll take some time to look into that,” Ye Xiong said, returning to a serious demeanor.

This hotel has half of his profit shares, if the business booms, that’s big money!

They discussed the related details for a while, and then Du Yuehua left.

Ye Xiong’s phone rang at this time; it was a call from Yang Xinyi, which meant she had woken up.

“Wife, how are you feeling?” asked Ye Xiong as he answered the phone.

“Last night, was it you who changed my clothes?”

From the other end came a cold voice, and even through the phone, Ye Xiong could feel the looming explosion of Yang Xinyi’s anger.

“No, could it be you dressed yourself while sleepwalking?” Ye Xiong was unyielding.

“Come and pick me up to go home, right now,” Yang Xinyi hung up without another word.