BXBX NOVEL Chapter 838 - Pitiful Cries (2)
Chapter 838: Pitiful Cries (2)
“Sis, how can you be so heartless and unreasonable? I... I...”
“I’m hanging up.” Zhao Youlin rolled her eyes and prepared to hang up the phone. The person on the other end of the phone said hurriedly, “No, no, no, I’ll talk, I’ll talk, I’ll talk, okay?”
Zhao Youlin reluctantly took the phone back to her ear and said coldly, “Talk!”
Luo Weibing sniffled bitterly and said sadly, “The girl, the girl that brother-in-law introduced to me before, she’s not it.”
Zhao Youlin’s eyes flashed, and she asked despite knowing the answer, “What’s wrong with that girl? She didn’t like you and dumped you?”
“If only that were the case!” Luo Weibing retorted indignantly, “Sister, do you know, do you know how terrifying that woman is? She... a girl like her can push a burly man to the ground and beat him up until he doesn’t even recognize his mother.”
“Oh?” Zhao Youlin raised her voice and said with interest, “How do you know so much? Could it be that she has already forced you down?”
Luo Weibing choked for a moment. He said stubbornly, “No, I didn’t! How could a man like me be pushed down by a girl like her? It was that day... that day when we went on a blind date, we happened to witness a robbery. She got angry and went after him. She pushed the robber down on the spot and even beat him up.”
“A righteous girl.” Zhao Youlin pretended to be stupid and said, “Isn’t that good? This shows she has a sense of justice. What else do you have to dislike?”
“Righteous, my ass!” Luo Weibing’s voice suddenly sounded like she was crying, “Sister, the wife I want to marry is very soft and cute, beautiful and virtuous. She doesn’t need me to guide her into managing the family well and leaving me with no worries. I don’t want to be with such a tigress! Sob, sob, sob. I’m going to die before my time.”
Zhao Youlin picked up a piece of orange from the plate beside her and stuffed it into her mouth. Then, she said slowly, “Idiot, it’s not that I don’t want to help you. You’re trying to find the girl of your fantasies in real life! So what if she’s good at fighting? She could protect you. A girl who is beautiful, gentle and virtuous, and kicks good ass. If she can protect herself, won’t she be able to leave you worry-free? Besides, who said that a girl with good martial arts skills can’t be a good wife? Who said that a girl with good martial arts skills must be violent? Idiot, let me tell you this. If you say this, it would be weird if you don’t get beaten up!”
“Why don’t I know? I know just by looking at you. Girls with good martial arts skills are all tigresses. They all terrorize people!” Luo Weibing muttered unhappily after listening to Zhao Youlin’s words.
He had thought that the cell phone signal was not very good and that Zhao Youlin would definitely not be able to hear what he said. However, it turned out that he had underestimated technology.
Not only did Zhao Youlin hear it, but she also heard every word very clearly.
Zhao Youlin’s eyes suddenly narrowed, and she asked in a deep voice, “What did you say just now?”
Luo Weibing’s heart sank. It was really tragic to say bad things about people and be caught on the spot. He hurriedly tried to remedy the situation. “No, nothing. Sister, you misheard it just now. You misheard it just now.”
Zhao Youlin was noncommittal, Luo Weibing hurriedly changed the topic. “I just wanted to say, I wanted to say... sister, have you ever seen a good wife who asks someone out for dinner, a movie, and a banquet on the second day of a blind date? Even after being politely rejected by someone, she even went straight to the door to look for him? Sister, have you ever seen a good wife who could slap a person’s face off with just a single word? Sister, have you ever seen a good wife who would beat you to the ground if you refused to let her race or practice martial arts? Sister, have you ever seen a good wife who refused to let her date leave and was threatened to be beaten until half of his body was paralyzed to the point where he could no longer go out and flirt with other women?”
Luo Weibing’s every word was like a cry of blood. It made people feel sad when they heard it, and they could not help but shed tears of sympathy for him.
However, unfortunately, the person who listened to his complaint was Zhao Youlin.
“Pfft...” Zhao Youlin couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
However, she couldn’t be blamed. Although she had expected that Luo Weibing would be tortured badly when he met that girl, she never thought that Luo Weibing would be tortured so badly. It was simply a one-sided suppression!
On the other end of the phone, Luo Weibing heard Zhao Youlin’s smile and his whole body trembled. He became more and more resentful. “Sis, are you laughing? You’re actually laughing! Do you know what kind of dire situation I’m in right now? You actually have the gall to smile. I, I, I... I really misjudged you. I misjudged you!”
As Luo Weibing complained like a resentful woman, Zhao Youlin could not help but laugh even more happily.
When she had laughed enough, she realized that she had indeed been a little unkind, so she pretended to cough lightly. While sharing the pain of Luo Weibing, she said, “When you put it like that, that girl does seem to be a little too much.”
“Not just a little too much, it’s simply too much.” Luo Weibing was a typical guy who easily forgot previous wounds. One second ago, he was still angry at Zhao Youlin’s unkindness. The next second, when he heard Zhao Youlin speak up for him, he immediately switched sides again.
“Sis, let me tell you how much that woman has gone too far! On the day of the blind date, she pretended to be innocent, cute, gentle, considerate, and understanding. She made me think that she was really the right woman for me. Who knew... who knew that everything was faked! That woman is the legendary Tyrannosaurus Rex. Not were was her methods cruel, but she also had two faces. In front of my parents, she was just like the first time we met. She was just an extremely obedient little white rabbit, whispering softly and eating slowly. She was extremely gentle. But when my parents left and I was the only one left, her face immediately changed. She turned into a demoness, ordering me to do this and that. God knows this is my home!”
Luo Weibing took a deep breath. It was as if this was the only way to suppress the raging anger in his heart. “That’s fine, but my parents were deceived by her poor acting skills. Now, they treat her better than they treat me. Am I really their biological son? Ah ah ah, if this continues, I will definitely be tortured to death. Definitely. Sister, you have to save me, save me!”