BXBX NOVEL Chapter 877 - Where Are Your Manners and Etiquette?
Chapter 877: Where Are Your Manners and Etiquette?
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
There was one day left until the commencement of the final examinations.
The high school students were finally done with the intense revision period that had spanned across a few months. Now that there was only a day left, they decided to use it to relax, let loose and get into the mood for the examinations.
Everyone had begun placing their focus on the final examinations, including the media and the public. There had been numerous reports about the examinations and the entire nation had sunk into the exam mood.
Wen Xinya headed to Floral Lingo Pavilion in the morning for a full body essential oil massage which lasted for two hours, after which she felt extremely refreshed and energetic.
She then drove to Lishan Mansion where the roses and Chinese roses were in bloom. They were bright and vibrant. There were also some grapes hanging all over the vines, and she reckoned that they would be able to savor the ripened ones soon.
Wen Xinya gently pushed the door of the study open to see that Si Yiyan was sitting in front of the desk and reading some books which he seemed to be engrossed in.
It was not the first time that Wen Xinya had encountered such a situation.
Wen Xinya took lighter steps and walked towards Si Yiyan stealthily before covering his eyes all of a sudden. She then spoke in a strange voice, “Guess who I am.”
Si Yiyan pulled her hand and held it in his before pulling her towards the side. He then placed her on his lap and teased. “You’re getting mischievous, eh?”
Wen Xinya stuck her tongue out at him and thought to herself, How was I being mischievous? I was just telling him to make a guess. How petty. He exposed me so soon.
Si Yiyan held her in his arms and rubbed her body affectionately.
Wen Xinya began to discover that Si Yiyan’s body was getting a little arm, though she was unsure if she was just hallucinating. “What book were you reading just now? You were so engrossed that you didn’t even realize that I had entered.”
Wen Xinya then pretended to grab the book on the desk.
Instead of stopping her, Si Yiyan hugged her affectionately and said, “Hmm, it’s a very interesting book. Good that you’re here. Let’s read it together.”
Wen Xinya opened the book right away without even taking a look at the cover. At the instant that she caught a glimpse of an erotic page, she lost her rationality and got dumbfounded!
Wen Xinya stammered and spluttered in disbelief.
She turned around in a robotic manner and stared at Si Yiyan with a deadpan expression as if it was extremely unbelievable. Si Yiyan looked rather refined and classy, yet menacing and standoffish like a snow lotus. He was genteel and sophisticated like a poem.
Is he really not that lecherous Martian?
Staring at the deadpan expression on her face, Si Yiyan burst into laughter uncontrollably.
She seemed to have forgotten that they had read the Kama Sutra together on the night that she had gotten drunk. They even experimented the different positions while reading.
Wen Xinya blinked her eyes that were a little dry and sore before casting the book onto the desk as if she had gotten scalded by the erotic illustrations. She turned shy and sneered. “You... you’re actually reading such stuff in secret... so much for being well versed in Confucian studies. Where has your etiquette gone?”
Whenever she was shy, her eyes would glisten and she would blush red like a tomato. There would be a vibrant, rosy hue on her face that could not be achieved by blusher. “Confucius can’t be bothered about romance. Without sex, there will be no passing on of generations. Without love and lust, the human race would cease. I’m just doing what humans are supposed to. That’s why I’m doing my best to learn the precious information left behind by our ancestors.”
Wen Xinya was immediately stunned speechless. However, her face was still burning hot. He would never fail to sound so self-righteous when talking about such stuff. “You’re just being unreasonable.”
Shaking his head, Si Yiyan said, “No, I’m just promoting social harmony.”
He was just twisting logic.
Wen Xinya widened her eyes and retorted. “What does this have to do with social harmony? Don’t spout nonsense.”
Dear, where’s your shame and dignity? Shouldn’t you save some face for yourself?
Si Yiyan said, “A harmonious sex life is determined by the happiness of a family. And according to the conclusion deduced by American scientists, women tend to get anxious, frustrated, rash and easily irritated whenever they’re sexually deprived. They would also end up in familial conflicts and develop illnesses and health conditions like premature menopause. That would lead to financial problems as well.”
He casually picked up the teacup and took a sip.
He continued, “Men... tend to face tremendous stress and end up being frustrated, angry, and even develop an inferiority complex because of his sexual frustration. During such circumstances, men would tend to make mistakes, like cheating on their spouses... Look, familial harmony is essential for social cohesion. How can society be cohesive without familial harmony?”
Wen Xinya seemed to be getting a little confused. “Even if that’s the case, what does social harmony have to do with what you’re reading?”
Wen Xinya was extremely muddled up because of Si Yiyan.
Whenever they debated about that issue, she would feel duped and have her thoughts manipulated by him. Her intelligence would decrease monetarily.
Si Yiyan burst into laughter and said, “After reading this, we’ll have a better sex life, won’t we?”
Wen Xinya nodded hesitantly.
Si Yiyan nibbled on her earlobe gently and said, “Once we have a good sex life, we won’t have any familial issues and our family will be blissful and harmonious. Wouldn’t that help with making society cohesive?”
Wen Xinya was greatly amused by his explanation and she felt that no one would ever outargue him. “Go ahead and continue with that bullshit! You can’t hide the fact that you have a lecherous personality beneath that gilded exterior.”
“Don’t tell me that sex is a shameful and lecherous thing to you? You must know... that I’m learning this just to make life better for you.” Si Yiyan wrapped an arm around her waist and groped her tender flesh.
Wen Xinya pinched him and chided. “Lecher!”
Not bothered at all, Si Yiyan said, “Let’s take a look together.”
Wen Xinya turned red immediately, and the images of her behaving hysterically in a drunken stupor flashed through her mind. She felt a strong urge to cover her face and scream. How could she have forgotten about that?
He’s so despicable!
She was at a loss for words to describe him.