BXBX NOVEL Chapter 576: H Manga Protagonist
Chapter 576: H Manga Protagonist
I heard the door open while I was still entangled with Ai Mi in the bedroom.
Huh, did Peng TouSi come in? Where did he get the keys? I thought he couldn’t do the tin foil trick anymore after I switched the locks?
Or is Peng TouSi keeping up with the times and learned a new way to pick the new lock. Do I have to upgrade the current lock to an even better one?
No wait, Peng TouSi was still on the phone with me. If he entered my house, then I should be able to hear his voice coming from two directions.
Before I could think about it anymore, the person stumbled towards his study room. When he passed by my bedroom, I realized: my dad was home.
His glasses was was crooked and his face was a dark shade of red, so he was probably drunk again.
If it wasn’t because his steps were irregular because he was drunk, I would have been able to tell it was him from the sound of his footsteps.
I thought he left to give Xiao Qin and me some space, so why did he come back?
Oh, I know, he must have been drinking right downstairs and saw Xiao Qin leave with Peng TouSi. That’s why he probably thought I was home alone, so he came back to sleep.
That’s a big mistake! I’m not alone right now, your ex-wife’s daughter is currently trying to lower my pants!
“Huh”, my dad almost sobered up when he saw a blonde haired girl with blue eyes tugging at my pants.
He took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, then put them back on.
The blonde haired girl didn’t disappear and her hands were still on my pants.
“Who are you, who let you in?”
It was Ai Mi who rudely asked my dad a question while assaulting his son.
When my dad realized the foreigner in front of him could speak Chinese fluently, he massaged his temples to see if it was all a hallucination.
The scene was too chaotic and it made my head hurt, so I told Peng TouSi “we will head downstairs soon” and hung up.
“Dad, don’t have any weird thoughts, let me explain first.”
I tried to think of the right words to say.
Ai Mi was the daughter his ex-wife had with the foreigner she ran away with. Even if it was unlikely for my dad to take it out on Ai Mi, it would still feel weird for him.
When Ai Mi heard me say ‘dad’, she couldn’t help but tremble. The only time I told her I wouldn’t recognize her as a sister was when she spoke badly of my dad.
“I, I’m sorry…” Ai Mi apologized in a whisper to my dad.
It might be rude to look away when apologizing, but that’s probably the best she could do right now.
She might have apologized, but she still didn’t remove her hands from my pants.
What, are you still planning to continue and put on a show for my dad?
My dad sucked in his breath and suddenly grabbed my shoulders with both his hands and said seriously:
“Xiao Lin, you can’t participate in human trafficking.”
Who’s doing human trafficking?! Based on how Ai Mi spends money, even if someone can buy her, they won’t have enough money to raise her.
Although there’s a chance of a group of lolicons buying her… I won’t let that happen.
“Sigh, it’s because I haven’t been paying a lot of attention to you lately. Your class leader called me once and said some triad like people appeared near you and she told me to keep a closer eye on you. I thought it was only a misunderstanding, but didn’t expect… I never expected you to do human trafficking, no, kidnap people.”
The class leader is so nosy, she actually called my dad. Does she actually think she’s our teacher?
But the ones the class leader saw should be those three from the triads. It’s true they are triads, but they already left with Huo ZhenBang to Shanghai.
“A bunch of nonsense.” I waved my hand, “Why did you suddenly start to suspect me, didn’t you used to always trust me? There’s a lot of people who speak poorly of me, why are you acting credulous this time?”
“Um…” my drunk dad looked up at the ceiling, “The last time your class leader came over for a visit, I felt like they weren’t somebody who would lie…”
So they are more trustworthy than your own son?
“Uncle, can you please close the door? I still have something I have to do with Ye Lin.”
Ai Mi requested without being condescending, which was rare for her.
She didn’t speak to my dad rudely because she was afraid I would get angry. I’m glad you’re doing that, but why are you still trying to close the door?
If I was in Xiao Qin’s bedroom and I politely and humbly requested Auntie Ren to close the door and said “I have things to do with Xiao Qin”, Auntie Ren would directly kick me out the window, then I would fall to my death from the fourth floor.
My dad didn’t kick anyone, but he adjusted his glasses and frowned:
“Xiao Lin, where did this girl come from, is she lost? We should call the cops and let them take her home! Why did you bring her home, don’t tell me…”
My dad, who was too drunk to think properly, had a horrified expression and quickly asked:
“Xiao Lin, did you read too much H manga? Since Xiao Qin also likes you, do you think you’re the protagonist of an H manga and you’re trying to start a harem…”
Stop, you don’t have the right to say that to me since the H manga I read are all the ones you buy! Plus, you were the one who got with the mothers of both the girls who came today… so I think you’re the H manga protagonist.
“I can’t believe this cheap belt is tied so tight…” Ai Mi kept struggling with my belt to no success. She suddenly changed a tactic and began pulling at the zipper…
My dad finally distinguished who was the attacker and who was the defender. In a rare moment of decisiveness, he stood between the two of us and knocked away Ai Mi’s hand, protecting my zipper.
Then he grabbed my collar and pulled me out of the room. He closed the door at the same time and shut Ai Mi inside.
He moved even more nimble than when he wasn’t drunk.
My dad used his back to block the door to prevent Ai Mi from coming out. Ai Mi knocked on the door, but when it didn’t open, it seemed she called Peng TouSi on her phone.
Since my dad seldomly exercised, his head was already full of sweat. He also began to stutter a bit because of the alcohol.
“Xiao Lin, what’s going on? Did you secretly drink our store’s pheromone perfume? How come there’s suddenly tow girls who like you now?”
I guess you really are drunk. If pheromone perfume can really make the opposite sex throw themselves at you, it wouldn’t only cost ￥28. Besides, you can’t drink that crap, do you want my organs to also attract the opposite sex?
What happens if my stomach gets cut open?
I frowned and thought about how to tell him Ai Mi’s identity but also minimizing the damage it has on him.
Seeing my hesitance, my dad swayed in front of the door and said:
“Son, we usually always tell each other everything. We’re… father and son…”
“Of course we’re father and son, how much did you drink today?”
“Oh… you’re right… I meant we have a better relationship than the average father and son… why don’t you just tell me what you want to say.”
In order to prevent my dad from making wild guesses, I pointed at the door and said:
“That biracial girl is your ex-wife’s child.”
My dad’s body stiffened and he instantly understood.
Even when he was drunk, the poison Ai ShuQiao left behind in his body was still active.
“Ah…” my dad opened his mouth wide, “No wonder she seemed familiar, so… that’s the daughter Shu Qiao mentioned on the phone…”
“The people close to her usually call her Ai Mi.” There was no reason to hide her name if my dad already knew her identity.
“Ai Mi… Ai Mi.” my dad smiled for a split second, but he still had sad eyes, “I learned her name already last time. Didn’t Shu Qiao say the two of you were close and she didn’t want her to find out she had a brother. She even threatened us to move.”
“Ai Mi already knows I’m her brother.” I said.
“Ah, that’s the best… we can’t keep it hidden from her…” my dad thought for a while, then suddenly exclaimed, “Wait, no, if she already knows you’re her brother, then that makes what she was doing even worse.”
After Ai Mi had rested for a while, she began kicking the door again and her high pitched voice came out from behind the door.
“Brother, you coward. Are you afraid of doing it with me because you’re afraid of mother getting revenge?”
It’s useless, I won’t fall for your provocations.
“Uncle is also a coward, we don’t need you to come between us. Didn’t you also get abandoned by mom, this is a good chance for you to get revenge, so let brother in.”
My dad was also like me and didn’t know how to react.
“What… is your sister trying to do?”
Ai Mi kept kicking the door and trying to provoke us:
“Open the door, why aren’t you listening to me? The two of you are probably just scared to death of mom.”
We could only shake our heads in response.
Ai Mi, you should be happy you don’t have a perverted brother and that I have an understanding father.
Otherwise, to the extent that your mother is hated, and you adding fuel to the fire, you would have long been gang raped by your mother’s ex-husband, and ex-husband’s son.