BXBX NOVEL Chapter 367 – A Best Friend’s Mission
Chapter 367 – A Best Friend’s Mission
As we got closer to the men’s washroom, there were more boys appearing in the hallway. Xiao Qin couldn’t endure it anymore and ran off when we were ten steps away from the washroom.
“There’s nothing special about the men’s washroom.” Xiao Qin said hatefully as she escaped, “I’ve been in there many times since I was young.”
This reminds me that when we were younger, the Little Tyrant would always go into a cubicle by himself whenever we went to the washroom. I always thought it was because he shit a lot, but I guess it was to hide the fact he didn’t have a schlong.
Please stop retelling your embarrassing past as if it’s something to be proud of.
In the washroom, I chose the most inner urinal. It’s mainly because most boys in 28 Middle would never use the urinal next to me because they think I’m a bad tempered boss who would push them into a toilet if they make me mad. If I choose the innermost one, there would be more urinals for the other people to use.
Today, someone strolled right next to me and pulled down his zipper.
I didn’t even need to turn around to know it was someone I knew.
As expected, it was the idol-like Shen ShaoYi. I knew him quite well, but the one point I couldn’t stand about him was that he looked cool even when taking a piss.
“Ye Lin, I heard you became the PE committee member for class 2-3.”
“Yeah. It seems you’re slow on the news, I’ve already been one for a while now.”
“Tsk, why would I take notice of your news? It’s only because the captain has been training Niu ShiLi lately so I found out you were the PE committee member. You even made your own team and want to do well in the basketball tournament.”
“What?” I laughed, “Is class 2-2 afraid now?”
“Stop joking.” Shen YaoYi gestured at me as f to say step aside, “I’ve been in a lot of tournaments along with Liu HuaiShui. A team you slapped together in a hurry is not our opponent.”
I provoked him: “Didn’t brother Tao tell you Niu ShiLi is progressing insanely quickly?”
“So what. He’s not flexible enough, I can easily get by him with some feints.”
“You might be able to handle him by himself.” I taunted him, “But if the two of us guarded the net together, do you think you could score?”
Shen ShaoYi rolled his eyes, “Why would two of you guard me, and I can also shoot three pointers.”
Because of our competitive nature, the two of us began walking in the hallway together after bragging about our own class.
Shen ShaoYi suddenly stopped, put his hands in his pockets and asked me hesitantly:
“Didn’t your class have a female PE committee member. Did she stop after you got the role?”
“No.” I also stuck my hands in my pockets but I couldn’t even be a tenth as cool as him.
Damn it. Once I become the leader of the world, all men cooler than me has to die.
“We use a two role system where I’m in charge of the boys and Xiao Xiong is in charge of the girls. You have already seen us during gym class, so why did you ask?”
Shen YaoYi shook his medium-cut hair with worry and a few girls in the distance were love struck.
“Does everyone in your class call her Xiao Xiong?”
“That’s right. She doesn’t like being called her full name, some people also call her Yue Yue.”
Shen ShaoYi stopped in front of a window and gazed out at the basketball court. I thought there would be someone really good, so I stopped to watch with him.
But there wasn’t even any one good playing. Shen Shao Yi watched the boring game of basketball, then cleared his throat and asked:
“Do you come into contact with Xiao Xiong more after becoming a PE committee member?”
“I guess...” I wasn’t really sure what he was fretting about. Was he actually scared of Niu ShiLi and me?
“Ye Lin, do you think Xiao Xiong... has a boyfriend?”
“Hahahaha.” I laughed out loud and slapped his back and almost caused his head to hit the window.
“How would Xiao Xiong have a boyfriend? It would make more sense for her to have a girlfriend.”
“She has a good appearance and body... but she’s too manly, she can’t make a guy want to instinctively protect her. Her hobbies are also really masculine, so I would think anyone who wants Xiao Xiong as a girlfriend could be leaning towards the gay side.”
Shen ShaoYi’s face flushed red, then he glared at me and said irately:
“Don’t... say bad things about Xiao Xiong behind her back.”
“And I don’t have any gay tendencies. I also don’t know who said I was a couple with brother Tao, but if I find them, I’ll strangle them.”
“So.... did you get what I was trying to say?”
Shen ShaoYi returned his gaze to the court and his was red.
Ehhhhhhhhhh.
What’s up with this situation? I mean other than the death threat against Little Smart, he also gave a lot of other situation.
Are you saying you like Xiao Xiong and want her as your girlfriend?
And since I’m the PE committee member for class 2-3 and has a pretty good relationship with Xiao Xiong, so you want me to be a mediator?
It’s my first big commission befitting of my status as Xiao Xiong’s best friend.
I patted Shen ShaoYi with a nasty grin, “Young man, you’re finally in heat.”
Shen ShaoYi pushed my hand aside, “You’re the one who’s in heat.”
I crossed my arms in front of my chest and said languidly:
“Hey, hey, hey, is that the tone to use with your matchmaker? If you don’t respect me, I’ll tell Xiao Xiong you said she has a big butt.”
“You...” Shen ShaoYi was in a panic, “Nonsense, her butt is a perfect size.”
Do you secretly look at her ass or something? It looks like you’ve been thinking about her for a while.
“Call me brother Ye.”
“What... did you say.”
“I mean you’re already younger than me if you go by birthdays, so it’s fine if you call me brother Ye. What, you don’t want me to help set you up?”
Shen ShaoYi wanted my help, so he could only helplessly say in a quiet voice: “Brother Ye.”
I cupped my hands around my ear and pretended I couldn’t hear him.
“Louder, did you not eat breakfast?”
“Brother Ye... is that good.”
Shen ShaoYi was panting like he just finished a 100m sprint after he screamed it out loud.
“That’s better.” I said complacently, “Little brother Shao Yi, you can tell your requests to your big brother Ye.”
Shen ShaoYi told me a lot of useless stuff before the bell rang. It was mainly about how he really likes Xiong YaoYue, how he wants to go on a date with her to the ice cream store on the weekends and chat with her or something.
Does he want to confess at the ice cream store? I might not have any experience, but it’s true Xiong YaoYue loves ice cream, so he definitely did his research.
Thus I promised Shen ShaoYi I would do my best to invite Xiao Xiong out, but I can’t guarantee what happens afterwards.
“It’s fine as long as you make her come. I’ll definitely be able to move her.”
Shen ShaoYi had an expectant gaze like a young girl experiencing her first love.
It seems you still get nervous in front of someone you actually like. I see how you usually coolly reject those crazy fans of yours who fling themselves at you, but why are you stammering now?
After agreeing to pull some strings for him, I returned to class 2-3 while thinking about how to tell Xiong YaoYue. But I saw the class leader walk seriously behind the lectern to announce a class meeting during the self study period.
The topic was: should we buy a class outfit. If so, what designs should we put on the tshirt.
Class outfits are very DIY and emphasizes the personality of a class. Last year, the class next to us got matching outfits, but the class leader felt it was a waste of money since we already had school uniforms.
But this year, when we’re watching the volleyball and basketball tournament, matching outfits would give the other students in our class a better sense of belonging. That’s why this topic came up again.
There’s also a clothing factory that’s renting a place in our school that wants to stay competitive with online stores, so it’s targeting special promotions at students at low prices while guaranteeing quality.
It’s because last year, the class next to us definitely seemed more in sync with their matching outfits, so the class leader brought it up again to get other opinions.