Chapter 1010: Song of the Toad
The only thing that surprised Albert was how seriously Hermione took the Self-Defense Guide.
To be honest, the "Guide to Self-Defense" is the original manuscript written by Albert, and later he revised the manuscript after he made further progress in Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Now Isobel is still helping to sort it out, and the "Guide to Self-Defense" is actually based on Isobel\'s suggestion. It was modified from those abandoned manuscripts. In Isobel\'s original words: This is what gives people watch.
"The Wizarding Card Club is going to be suspended?"
Hearing Albert\'s words, Lee Jordan was confused. Although I had expected this day to come, I didn\'t expect it to come so early, and it\'s less than a month since the start of school!
"Anyway, the game has ended successfully."
Albert doesn\'t care about suspending the Wizarding Card Club. It\'s all Toad\'s fault anyway. If you want to complain, go to Umbridge.
Yes, it was all Umbridge\'s fault.
Albert was slowly helping Umbridge to get rid of the hatred. He was actually curious about when the students at Hogwarts would not be able to withstand Umbridge\'s oppression and broke out completely in silence.
"I thought you would tamper with Toad\'s memory." Fred and George were somewhat different, and they knew that Albert would definitely not mind playing a trick on Umbridge.
"Do you really think Toad will give in easily?"
"You mean..."
"Umbridge is a typical I can bully you." Albert sneered, "As standing at the top of the law, no matter what you say is right, you can find a bunch of excuses if you want to trouble you, so Treat these people, don\'t reason with them, use your own strengths, and our strengths are..."
"What is it?" All three of them widened their eyes.
"Our fists are tougher than Umbridge, so it\'s up to us to tell the truth." Albert flipped the page and said calmly, "When she\'s unreasonable, we can use our fists to make her follow our reasoning. ."
The three looked at each other, feeling that this statement was very novel. Umbridge was undoubtedly not someone who was willing to reason, but they were not someone who could be bullied.
"Falsification of memory should not be done too much, otherwise it is easy to leave flaws." Albert continued to flip through the books in his hand.
The task of "Reading Maniac" is almost complete.
To be honest, he doesn\'t have much expectations for this quest reward now.
The books I read over the years are obviously more rewarding than the reading madman itself, but after all, it took seven years, and if I don\'t get the quest rewards, I always feel a huge loss.
"What do you think we should do," George muttered.
"Toad is simply too busy, so he has time and energy to trouble everyone." Albert looked at Tom who came over and sat on the book, reached out and scratched the fat cat\'s chin, and said to the three of them. , "You can find something for her to do to keep her busy."
The trio, who like to do things, looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
Dumbledore is still in school, and some things are not too good to do too much.
"By the way, what about the base on DA\'s side?"
George remembered the problems encountered at the party. He felt that the Room of Requirement was a suitable venue for the party, but he needed to discuss it with Albert in advance. It was their common secret base.
"Then find an opportunity to let Potter know about the Room of Requirement."
"is it okay?"
There are some differences among the three, but Albert unexpectedly agreed.
"We\'re going to graduate anyway." Albert stared at the yawning Tom and said indifferently, "I don\'t think there will be any chance to use the Room of Requirement in the future."
"I thought you\'d find another place for them." Fred knew that Albert was still using the Room of Requirement.
"I can\'t find a better place than the House of Requirement for now."
Albert picked up Tom from the book, put it back in its cat\'s nest, reached out and grabbed its cheek, sat back on the chair, and continued to read the contents of the book.
The three of them really don\'t know what to do if the Room of Requirement is not opened to DA members.
After entering October, the temperature around Hogwarts dropped rapidly, and most wizards were forced to put on thick cloaks.
However, no one knew what was hidden under their cloaks.
Since Fred and George started to trouble Umbridge, the guy\'s temper has become more and more irritable and his methods have become more and more fierce. He wants to suppress all the commotion in the school, but there are more and more pranks against her.
Umbridge\'s mood was as gloomy as the sky, and the fake smile on his face could no longer be maintained.
No way, who made the door of the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom often manipulated, and when it was even more extreme, some people even threw stink bombs into the classroom, making the students in the entire classroom jump.
She had angrily claimed to expel those prank students, but until now, Umbridge has still not investigated who is doing the trick.
Umbridge, who was just about to let the students read the book aloud, received a new surprise. The blackboard behind him suddenly screamed, shouting over and over again: "Umbridge is going to eat shit."
Such vulgar remarks amused all the students in the entire Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.
What annoyed Umbridge the most was that she couldn\'t stop the voice, which made the entire classroom think she was trash.
Today\'s Defense Against the Dark Arts class has completely become the most hated class for Hogwarts students. Some rumors about the Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and the Ministry of Magic have been quietly spreading among the students.
It is now known that the Ministry of Magic sent Toads in every possible way to prevent everyone from learning defensive spells because Minister for Magic Fudge believed that Dumbledore was using the students to form a secret army to be used against the Ministry of Magic.
Is there really such an army in the school?
It\'s just hilarious!
Of course, there are also some students who believe that Umbridge prevents everyone from learning defensive spells because she doesn\'t know anything.
They even showed favorable evidence, and many students asked Toad about the knowledge points in "Defense Theory of Magic", but she really didn\'t know anything.
As a result, "Umbridge was never a professor, but a waste." The statement spread quickly in the school, and some people even publicly provoked Umbridge, hanging a picture of her enchanted in the hall, repeating it repeatedly. : I, Umbridge, the pink toad, is a piece of shit.
This incident made Umbridge very angry. Not only did she not find the culprit, but no professor was willing to help.
Similar pranks sprang up one after another, and the wooden doors of the Defence Against the Dark Arts office and the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom were written in hard-to-fade paint: I, Umbridge, pink toad, I\'m a piece of shit.
Peeves even made it into a song, and hummed it all day in the school. Now the Umbridge photo that appears now does not shout, but instead hums, so that everyone can hum a few words casually. :
...is a piece of junk.
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