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?Topic: Peace Conference?
In: Boards ?News ? International News ? Peace Conference!?!
Just_A_Muffin (Original Poster) (Verified Muffin) (Veteran Member)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Hey there everyone, it\'s your favorite Muffin bringing the latest news, and oh boy, is it doozy. I\'m not sure I can even do it justice, and my contacts were a bit vague on some details, and on others, they outright told me not to say anything. But, we\'ll try our best to get everything out that we can.
What many people have recently found out as it\'s a poorly hidden secret, if even that, is that several factions came together to talk about peace.
If you guessed that it was primarily the Three Abrahamic Factions, well cookie to you, because none of us outsiders looking in would have guessed that hot mess would resolve this way.
That\'s right, you heard it here, folks! The Devils, the Fallen Angels, and the Angels are officially at peace! It\'s even weird to type it out considering the absolute clusterfuck that nearly happened only a little earlier with one of the Grigori\'s head honchos going rogue and nearly restarting the open conflicts.
But, things are about to get even spicier! If you thought the ridiculous situation ended there, well my dear readers, it\'s only getting started.
May I present the other Factions present at this supposed Peace conference.
Beyond the Three Abrahamic Factions we have as followed;
The Celtic Pantheon represented by the Great God, Lugh.
The Norse Faction represented by the All-Father, Odin.
Sun Wukong was present as a Guest and didn\'t participate.
And lastly and strangely enough, not least, The Youkai Faction. Why am I putting emphasis on what should have been the weakest and arguably least important faction amongst those gathered? Well, don\'t worry, that will all make sense soon. But let me introduce the ones that come along to represent them, because it\'s actually relevant.
And here are some pictures taken during the event. [Link][Link][Link][Link][Link]
This is the best anyone will get because there were no Audio Recordings taken. While the event wasn\'t exactly top secret, it was still something that the big-wigs aren\'t keen on talking about publicly. But hey, that\'s why you have me here!
So without further ado;
We have the Magnificent Youkai Leader, Yasaka sitting down at the table with the big boys.
Representing the other side of Japan\'s Youkai is Aotabō from Nurarihyon\'s faction.
Next is the shorter blonde woman in the picture. We have her introduce herself as Artoria Pendragon, representing the Pendragon family and apparently allied with the Youkai of Japan. Don\'t ask me, I have no idea how these two sides came together.
Next we have a Magician introduce themselves and very little is actually known about her. A Rin Tohsaka, obviously Japanese, but the name of her teacher is dropped and it\'s important later on.
Next one is an odd one too. We have the blue girl introduce herself as \'Jinn\' and a spirit of knowledge. I admit my understanding of some middle eastern races is minimal, but I find it odd that what appears to be a Djinn is named.....Jinn. But who am I to criticize another culture\'s naming sense?
Next, and for my fellow Japanese, it\'s a surprising one. We have the woman with long purple hair – Minamoto-no-Raikou. And yes, you heard me right. Not a spirit inheritor, not a reincarnation, not a descendent using the name. The woman, as claimed and supported by many present, is Minamoto-no-Raikou. Who, what, where, when, how, are all unanswered. All we know for sure is that the supposed great Youkai Slayer of legend is in fact, a woman. And I am most certainly not complaining. Even as a Youkai myself, I am just genuinely surprised. And it has nothing to do with the rapidly growing NSFW section dedicated to her. Why is she apparently allied with the Youkai when she should be our enemy? Well....it\'s revealed later.
Next is also a big name – admittedly, I had to do a few hours of research to properly introduce her. Next we have Scáthach with the red hair. For those like me who are not very knowledgeable on Celtic Mythology and legends, well.... Here\'s a [Link] for you all to get some much needed reading to understand why it\'s a big deal that she\'s here. Beyond the fact that even the God Lugh pronounced her dead previously.
And I saved a particular for last. For my fellow Youkai, the name isn\'t really a big surprise after it was revealed he was Yasaka\'s Lover, but here we are. Mr. Lucifer Jr himself, we have Wilhelm Henry Schweinorg. Here\'s a few links for my international readers to catch up on some of the crazy that\'s happened around him. [Link] [Link] [Link]
And I wouldn\'t be the best Muffin in the universe if I just left everything there. So here\'s a dossier of what was talking about, redacted with several parts as per my contacts request. But you all can have a general idea of what happened.
[Link]
Thoughts? Concerns? I\'m sure there will be many.
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? Cyber_Dragon
Posted on June 14, 2009:
What the actual fuck? I just read that gigantic fucking dossier and I\'m just sitting back trying to understand what I just read. I barely even knew what a Youkai was until an hour ago, and now one just slapped the faces of every Big Faction around my parts an they happily turned the other cheek and asked for another.
On a side note, I guess some light was shed on what happened with The Grigori\'s Kokabiel going rogue. Apparently Lucifer Jr put him down which saved us a massive headache. Everyone had been super tight lipped about that, so other than knowing it happened, we don\'t know much else.
Not really a fan of Devils, even if I\'m not walking on the side of saints myself. But thanks for that I suppose. I would really not like another big war to start up. I heard a rumor that a certain Evil Dragon appeared during the conflict and seeing Odin here now, I guess that confirms it?
? Bob_First_Name_Builder (Verified Magician)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Uh.....whaT?
? ArcaneToilet (Verified Magician)
Replied on April 3, 2009:
@Bob_First_Name_Builder
Hey Bob, haven\'t seen you in awhile. How\'s life after moving Magician towers?
Also, what.
? The_Knees_Bees
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Awesome, does this mean I don\'t have to be worried about the church smiting me just because one of my parents is a Fallen Angel? I didn\'t even find out I wasn\'t fully human until I was almost an adult and I got harassed nearly nonstop by the local church. I eventually got them to stop, but still, they\'re always watching me and like waiting for me to suddenly twirl my nonexistent mustache and reveal an evil plan.
? Idle_Hands24 (Verified Devil)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@The_Knees_Bees
What sorcery did you perform to get the Church of all groups to back off? Asking as a middle Class Devil that\'s stationed near Church borders and under constant harassment.
Also, Jesus Fucking Christ.
I even said that out loud and suffered the migraine that came with it. Why the fuck is he not with our faction?
\'No big Deal, I just killed a God\' – Lucifer Jr.
Who fucked up enough that he threw his lot in with the Youkai of all people. I mean, seeing Yasaka I guess it makes sensebut it\'s not like we don\'t have any Devils that wouldn\'t throw themselves at him either. Also, I\'d wager my future Evil Pieces that he\'s banging atleast the majority of the girls he brought with him.
Seriously, how fucked up is the situation that he\'s standing opposite of us? I don\'t give a shit if he\'s a half-Devil, he killed a fucking God, and punched another one into submission. Why is he not with us!?
? Orange_Pinapple (Verified Pineapple)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
What a surprise, Church did shady things and still tries to take the moral high ground. Hope Odin rips them a new one over the whole shit that was shown.
? Rein_Shaker_II
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Is it the Gremory family trait to birth freaks of nature? You got Sirzechs Fucking Lucifer swinging around his giant beat stuck and even the other Godly Factions back off. Now we have Lucifer Jr just going straight to the fisticuffs against Gods. Hell, look at their progenitor, Zekram Bael.
I\'m glad that tensions are easing with a new peace and everything, but fucking hell is this a lot to parse through emotionally.
And no one brought up the \'Khaos Brigade\' yet? A bunch of Evil Gods teaming up to cause trouble around the world. This is why we can\'t have nice things.
? The_Knees_Bees.
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Idle_Hands24
I was kind of new to this whole thing, so I just took them to court. Got a restraining order and even a good payout because they actually stopped me from getting a few jobs. Judge wasn\'t putting up with their bullshit.
? Pirate_of_the_Moon (Verified Pirate)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Right, Busty Fox just whipped her massive shlong out and slapped everyone else at the table with it. Are we sure that Lucifer Jr isn\'t the one receiving in this relationship?
But for real, this is really fucking scary. A bunch of Evil Gods doing who knows what and are ignoring the traditional lines in the sand that separate each faction.
What exactly is happening with that? The links didn\'t really say what everyone\'s doing to stop them other than some vague promise to cooperate. It honestly sounds more like they\'re just giving some lip service and will wait until shit hits the fan to get off their asses.
? dondondon
Posted on June 14, 2009:
So Minamoto-no-Raikou is a woman.
Looks at picture.
I\'m okay with this.
On a side note, does anyone have these supposed NSFW pictures floating around?
? Immortal_Penguin (Verified Banned from Club Penguin)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@dondondon
Look, I\'m all for the new mommy to step on me, but can we focus on the important bits?
I didn\'t realize the Youkai were so hostile towards the Devils. I thought they were allies, but Yasaka was very clear that this wasn\'t the case. Especially with how she slapped them so many times within a few sentences.
And is no one else surprised that one of the Satan\'s relatives was going around and stealing Church maidens? Evil Pieces are almost universally hated, and they kept trying to defend themselves. I don\'t believe that shit about regulating them in the slightest.
But atleast they got called out on their shit. Not to mention there are more people watching them now that there\'s a verified Peace, they have to tow the line a bit more.
? Interstellar_Taco (Verified Taco)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Oh boy was this a giant cluster fuck to even read.
Good news, no more Abrahamic dick waving. Atleast it\'ll be more subtle.
And as someone who is knowledgeable about Celtic history and mythology, I\'ll just say this – what the hell?
Scáthach died during the great war. She has her own chapter if you get your hands on a history book regarding this. Like, Lugh himself – even said in the meeting – gave her a proper funeral. Even the Gods that hated her showed up to pay respects from what I heard. That is how much she was respected as a warrior.
And now she\'s apparently alive and claimed to throw down with Loki saying he ran away.
What a badass woman. If I heard about her supposed return and had any question about it, then this whole thing killed any suspicions.
Also, who\'s the Pendragon girl? She seemed kind of young to talk on their behalf. I heard that the Pendragon family got attacked recently and was having a hard time, but did all the higher-ups die or something?
? Knight_of_Pendragon4 (Verified Pendragon Family)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Interstellar_Taco
Watch your words. Every member of the Pendragon family has sworn themselves to her service.
? the5bs
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Are we going to mention that apparently Lucifer Jr has the True Longinus and can wield it. Like A Devil is using the Holiest of Holy weapons without any problems?
Can\'t wait to hear the seething of the Church people trying to use their Olympic level gymnastics to get over this one.
? Possible_Walrus
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Is no one else concerned that there\'s apparently twopeople by the side of that Half-Devil who are supposed to be dead? Once is maybe strange, but twice? That needs some questions to be asked. With all the Sacred Gears they revealed to have in their possession, is it possible they\'re hiding the Grail too? It\'s the only thing I can think of that can revive people like this. And if so, who\'s going to check the Youkai from abusing it? Every time it\'s appeared in history, there had been some huge conflict.
? Ice_Tea_Baby_Yoda
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Wow, a lot to cover in this.
The Church fucked up, not surprising. The Grigori fucked up, not surprised. And the Devils fucked up, also not surprising.
That about summarizes what I read.
But seriously, there\'s some serious meat to this peace talk that we\'ve barely even scratched the surface of.
Devil using the True Longinus. If it was any other Devil, I may be concerned, but atleast Lucifer Jr isn\'t a part of the Devil Faction so I am skeptically optimistic, especially so since he hasn\'t\' caused any.... intentional problems. I say that in the case of him fighting Susanoo off the coast of Japan which led to some obvious side effects.
I\'m curious about the supposed second Excalibur. And even the strongest Archangel was claiming that it was a powerful Holy Sword enough that it worried them? I\'m sitting here scratching me head at that one.
Also, Yasaka leading everyone by the nose was just beautiful. I wish I could have seen it in person, but just reading the notes gave me a warm fuzzy picture.
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? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
The only good thing that came out of that whole mess was getting an up close look at those melons from the Angel and the Fox.
? She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Hooded_one
Watch it, you old pervert.
? Dark_Idiot_God
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Hooded_One
A man of culture I see. But how were their feet?
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert) (Temp Banned)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
[Deleted]
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Why do I have to keep doing this? Two week ban.
? Dark_Idiot_God (Temp Banned)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
[Deleted]
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): And Two Weeks for you as well. Seriously, stop trying to buy pornography through this forum.
? 21_And_Still_Hits
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Was I just imagining things or is this Lady Gremory [Link] giving Lucifer JR the \'Fuck me\' eyes?
? Mother_Of_The_Devil
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@ 21_And_Still_Hits
Looks about right to me. If I had to take a wild guess, I\'d say she\'s also regretting not wearing any panties at that moment.
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): Not a warning, but you know very well what you\'re doing.
? Red_Princess
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Mother_of_The_Devil
Mother!?
? Faithful_Follower83 (Verified Priest)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
I don\'t know what to say. The thought that a Devil, even a half one could wield the Lord\'s Holy Power. Did God take pity on him and allowed this miracle to prevent another war? Is it truly the Lord\'s Will that we no longer quarrel with the Hellspawn? I admit I have my own personal feelings towards the Devils, but I will freely admit that compared to their progenitors, modern devils are much less Evil in scope. I will not say they are not filled with Sin, but the atrocities committed are few and far between in comparison.
I\'m confused and don\'t know how to feel. I\'m awaiting for the Pope to make an announcement, but either way, I feel like this is wrong.
? Keyboard_With_A_Sword
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Got here late, but here\'s my thoughts.
Shit is going to go down soon. Factions keep to themselves for a reason and now we have a bunch crossing lines that shouldn\'t be crossed. The Youkai were up front about their war with the Fae, which is another big deal if you think about it. Now the lines are getting blurred even more. I have a bunker in the wilderness that\'s warded and magically protected enough to survive a nuclear fallout, but I\'m still anxious about what\'s coming.
? XxVoid_SamuraixX
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Why did no one believe me before? It\'s obvious that they\'re outsiders! Bringing people back from the dead? That\'s stupid. They\'re from another world obviously and he brought them here with him. Who knows what other horrific monsters he brought with him and gave access to our world For all we know, Ophis and Great Red might not even be the strongest anymore.
? MenaceWithAPineCone
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@XxVoid_SamuraixX
Seriously Void? We\'re talking about actual mythology and Gods and stuff, and even the crap you\'re saying still sounds crazy.
Just....stop already.
? Fugu
Posted on June 14, 2009:
So the Youkai just revealed that they have several weapons capable of killing gods in their hands. Is no one else concerned about this?
? Spider_Youkai_FireLilly4
Replied on April 3, 2009:
@Fugu
Get over yourself. Every Faction has stuff like this, why are you targeting the Youkai? If anything, they have less blood on their hands than any of the Abrahamic Factions.
? Holy_Avenger
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Lord Michael inviting a Devil to become an Angel!? This is clearly fake, there\'s no way that Lord Michael would accept a Devil.
Uriel had the right idea. We should wipe out those Eastern Demons and take back our weapons. When I become an Angel, I\'ll gladly lead the charge and destroy all of the Lord\'s Enemies.
? Skeptical_Skepticism
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Not to be a troll, but are we really taking this crap at face value? A supposed evil cabal of powerful Gods that went undiscovered for so long and it was the Youkai who revealed them? Reall?
Taking it at face value, why would they even let this whole Peace Meeting go off without a hitch if they\'re such a big danger and infiltrated everywhere?
Seems kind of suspicious.
? KiloKilop
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Found a random phone at the library and this was open while I was trying to find the owner.
This is the weirdest roleplay forum that I\'ve ever seen. You guys are really committed to the bit.
Who\'s that roided out dude with the priest getup?
? Basilisk (Verified Magician)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@KiloKilop
Welcome!
I\'m sure this won\'t end badly at all.
Yup you\'re right, this is a Roleplay forum. Feel free to join in however you want! Make sure you get creative with your \'role\'.
? Fire_And_Ice
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Basilisk
You got a chuckle out of me, a rare occurrence these days. I was simply viewing this nonsense to pass the time, but here I am with my mood uplifted. You may send me a message asking me a few Magic questions if you desire since I am now in a good mood.
@Hooded_One
Even here you are a fool it seems.
@Skeptical_Skepticism
You would be surprised.
? Fists_Over_Bloodline
Posted on June 14, 2009:
He killed a god!? What God? I\'ll go find a God to fight too!
? Dalivan_The_Mailman
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Fists_Over_Bloodline
Right, buddy. Why don\'t you go take an air hike?
Anyways.
Abrahamic Factions acting like insufferable idiots as always. Sent them a little gift after reading the crap that was posted.
? Shad0owman
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Dalivan_The_Mailman
....Aren\'t you that guy that keeps mailing magical pipebombs to people?
? Dalivan_The_Mailman
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Shad0wman
Listen, dawg. Just cause I\'m sending people packages doesn\'t mean shit, ya hear? Aint my fault I happen to have a surplus of magnesium and those dicks open the wrong package.
? Shad0wman
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Dalivan_The_Mailman
Just looked it up, you\'re wanted by the Grigori. Specifically Azazel put a bounty on your head, a big one at that.
? Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Damn right I did!
You blew up my collection of antique sex toys. Do you have any idea how rare some of those were? Not only that, but the fire burned the pair of Gabriel\'s panties I stole! I literally snuck into heaven to get my hands on those! They were locked up tighter than the stick up Uriel\'s ass!
? Dalivan_The_Mailman (Banned)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
[Deleted]
Edit: She_Who_Invites (Moderator) (Verified Not Izanami): No matter how warranted it is, don\'t threaten to mail pipebombs to people. Two day ban.
? Eineus
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Well that was weird.
But as I was saying a few pages back, there\'s a big hole in the dossier provided. I\'m guessing that\'s something everyone wanted to keep hidden? Like, why did everyone believe the Youkai faction about the Khaos Brigade? There was a noted break and talks about how when everyone came back, they were all on the same page. It\'s not hard to put two and two together to realize something happened.
Also, how would those \'Angel Evil Pieces\' even work? And are we going to have to look over our shoulder for an Angel trying to strongarm people like the Devils did? I\'d take Angels over Devils any day, but let\'s not pretend there wouldn\'t be some to decide unilaterally that becoming an Angel is the best choice for someone.
? Holy_Light48
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Eineus
That would never happen. It goes against the whole idea of Angels! They\'re pure and perfect beings created by the Lord.
? Eineus
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Holy_Light48
Really? I wonder if Odin can chime in on how the Heaven Faction is doing right now. You know, after they dug up his descendants grave and experimented on orphans to try and make them wield demonic swords.
? Sky_Magician (Verified Magician)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Do we have any information on this \'Zelretch\' that was mentioned? I asked my teacher and even he asked around but no one\'s heard of a Magician of the caliber described. Even Ajuka, someone recognized as at the forefront of Magical Ability, was awed at the supposed capabilities performed by Wilhelm. And the younger Devil said it was the result of his Grandfather\'s teachings? Not to mention this Grandfather of his, we couldn\'t find any records of this Rin Tohsaka either. They don\'t belong to any of the major Magical Societies as their rosters are mostly public in regards to the top brass.
? Wizard_Marshall (Verified Kaleidoscope)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Sky_Magician
Perhaps this intelligent, handsome and masterful Magician prefers his peace and quiet? Clearly his Grandson and student were taught well and don\'t need to join any Magical Society as his teachings are superior.
? She_Who_Invites (Moderator)(Verified Not Izanami)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Wizard_Marshall
I would question how, but knowing what I do, it\'s futile.
? Little_Druid_Big_Stick (Verified Druid)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
A lot of things are making sense now. I\'m over in the old country, and my Da was called in by the circle and apparently some of the old folk are waking up and grabbing their weapons. They even asked if any wanted to volunteer to go to Japan and teach some classes. Da accepted cause the money was good and there wasn\'t any risk of fighting.
? Seahorse_Jousting
Posted on June 14, 2009:
This is freakin crazy. Never thought I\'d see these mortal enemies go for peace in my lifetime.
? Token_Tolkein
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Anyone else just start laughing when the Angels were like \'we\'ll help you with the war\' and Yasaka was like \'No thanks fam, we got it\' insert Shocked Angel face.
Loved how Yasaka basically ran circles around everyone there.
? Unwanted_Devil (Verified Devil)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Ajuka: The Evil Pieces aren\'t slavery and no one gets forced.
Really now?
I might have a few things to say about that. I\'m currently locked in my room for \'bad behavior\' because my \'King\' didn\'t like how I performed in training yesterday. And I was lied to about what the \'Evil Piece\' actually meant.
But hey, maybe I\'ll get out for good behavior after going down on my knees?
Fuck you Ajuka Beelzebub.
? View_of_Venice
Posted on June 14, 2009:
I am having some misgivings. Not about the desire to turn people to Angels, nor even Michael offering the position to the Half-Devil. If anything, it\'s very clear that even God does not turn his eyes away from someone in need as he allowed a Devil to wield his sacred power.
But I am unsure of how to direct my anger to what happened to our Holy Maiden. I met Miss Asia Argento on many occasions. Never have I met such a pure soul in my life and she was thrown out for what? Healing a hurt person who fell on her doorstep?
Why is that a sin, even if it turned out to be a Devil!
It doesn\'t matter that it was apparently a scheme by the despicable Devil. She was entirely innocent! I am going to pray and seek a path forward, but It is likely that my church will no longer follow under the banner of the Vatican.
? High_Class04 (Verified Devil)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
I\'ve seen Lady Gremory from the distance a few times as my family is somewhat high up. Not a Pillar tier by any means, but we get invited to things here and there. I bring this up because....did Azazel say that Lucifer Jr was banging his grandma?
Here\'s her picture btw [Link]
? JustSolo
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@High_Class04
Nice.
? Hero_Creation_Kit
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@JustSolo
Also Nice!.
But god damn, way to T-pose on Lucifer.
Lucifer Jr: You fucked my mom, so it\'s only fair that I do the same! The family dinners must be awkward.
? Red_Princess
Posted on June 14, 2009:
They are...
? Mother_Dragon
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Is that Ddraig\'s new host? I guess I will be visiting Japan soon.
? She_Who_Invites (Moderator)(Verified Not Izanami)
Posted on June 14, 2009:
@Mother_Dragon
You most certainly will not be causing any problems if you come here. I am well aware of who you are.
? Fire_And_Ice
Posted on June 14, 2009:
Oh my, please wait, I will do as the mortals do and make myself some popcorn.
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?Topic: Another God fight in the Ocean?
In: Boards ?News ? International News
Just_A_Muffin (Original Poster) (Verified Muffin) (Veteran Member)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
Alright, it looks like it\'s Godly Ocean fight 2, Electric Boogaloo. For those of you who haven\'t seen the fuck-off big storm, probably from anywhere in the world, there are apparently Gods fighting or something near Japan, again!.
Not to mention even the mundane news is talking about the freak storms and Tsunamis that are being created.
My sources only said that it involved atleast two storm gods or those with similar domains.
Edit 1: Just got news, it\'s apparently Susanoo and Lucifer JR again.
Edit 2: New update, Susanoo and Lucifer Jr are fighting Indra.
Edit: Here\'s several links to various groups trying to project a view of the fight. [Link[[Link][Link]
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? Soup
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Suddenly my Beach House was a bad investment.
But seriously, what the hell is going on? It feels like the world is ending and I\'m not even near Japan, I\'m on the East Coast of the states! The tides got so bad that a Boat was beached next to my car.
I\'m getting the hell away from the coastline, but the Storm Clouds are growing.
? Michaelfriede
Posted on July 28, 2009:
There\'s a Dolphin on my roof!
I was vacationing in South Korea and there\'s a damn Dolphin sitting on the roof of the home I\'m staying at on the coast. It\'s just chilling there looking just as confused as I am.
But the sirens started ringing to evacuate everyone. I also saw a bunch of clearly Magical people running towards the shores and casting magic.
Whatever\'s happening, it\'s bad.
? Chocolate_Macaroon
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Does someone have any idea what\'s going on?
? Floppy_Tengu
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Orders from Lady Yasaka, we\'re to mobilize immediately. The Storms were also hitting the barriers of Shin Kyoto. The Divine Power, from what we were told, is rampaging across the Pacific Ocean. If you can\'t help, I suggest staying indoors and trying your best to cast any spells and weather this storm as best as possible.
? Two_Wrongs_and_A_Left
Posted on July 28, 2009:
English Magician here, I was sunbathing on the beath in Okinawa until a fish fell from the sky and slapped me in the face. Lightning also started falling down randomly and it\'s getting a bit too close to land for my comfort.
I threw up as many Magical Protections as I could, but there\'s not much I can do alone. Thankfully, there\'s a few dozen other magic users around and we\'re setting up a safe point. Don\'t know if it\'ll hold up against those huge waves in the distance, but there\'s more filing in every now and then.
If you\'re nearby, feel free to join in, because we\'re going to need all the help we can get.
? KHD6 (Verified Magician)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
I have my familiar – a Water Nymph, trying her best to keep the rising tides at bay, but she says it\'s a act in futility as the storms continue to rage. She also says she feels three different sources of Divinity from the source. As she spent decades in Atlantis and met many different water-based gods, I\'m inclined to believe her.
? SirEvangelFrost
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Pray for me, friends. I\'m on a Cruise Ship at the moment.
? F_The_Devils666
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Of course that Devil Bastard is involved again! Look at how much damage he\'s causing. How long are the factions going to let him run around like this? But the damned creature down already.
? SirTowerMagister (Verified Magician)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
We\'re preparing to cast a viewing spell and using the stored power of the Tower to facilitate it. Bear with us and we\'ll gladly make it an open viewing. We have Fourty Eight Powerful Magicians here to aid, so we expect results.
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Oh boy, I recognized that lightning. Clench your cheeks, young\'uns, it\'s going to get worse before it gets better.
? Banana_Bandana (Verified Banana)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Looks like my fishing trip is cancelled. On the plus side, I can just pick up the floundering fish that landed on my yard after the recent wave receded.
? TenTenTwo (Verified Youkai)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Heard the call out to everyone in the area to bunker down or help out. I\'m heading to the nearest part of the coast to see what I can do to help. At the very least, I\'m a pretty good hand at some Ice Magic, so I can probably freeze a bit of water so it can\'t hit the coast too hard.
? @^%$#@$^_@#$^#@ (Banned)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
[Banned]
? Chosen_One5
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Fuck this, I\'m moving to the damn desert. Why is it always the stupid ocean that\'s causing problems?
? Light_Of_Ireland
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Hooded_One
Please don\'t tell me that\'s who I think it is.
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Light_Of_Ireland
Buckle up, we\'re in for a good show.
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? Just_A_Muffin (Original Poster) (Verified Muffin) (Veteran Member)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Alright everyone, it\'s official. Thanks to the help of many different organizations and sources we can make out what\'s going on.
I will make an edit on the original Post, but here we go. It looks like we got Lucifer Jr and Susanoo throwing down with Indra for some reason, and it\'s starting to get heated.
? Da_Avid_Reader
Posted on July 28, 2009:
I just peed myself.
? AmethystEspeon
Posted on July 28, 2009:
So that\'s why the sky is purple and full of lightning. I\'m glad to know why the world is ending and why I\'ll probably end up a charred crisp by the end of the day.
But do we know how the fight started? The fact that Indra is in Japanese territory is pretty telling that he\'s probably at fault.
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@AmethystEspeon
For some reason, any God with Lightning as their domain seems to have a hard on for hating every other one. They normally can\'t stand being near each other. It usually doesn\'t get this bad though.
? Naurdring
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Holy crap, did everyone else see that punch? Lucifer Jr just rammed his fist right into Indra\'s face.
? SwaffleWaffle
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Yeah, and I saw the massive wave it kicked up. Prepare your butt if you\'re on the receiving end of that one.
? Soup
Posted on July 28, 2009:
I just tuned in after making sure my house doesn\'t get wrecked. Is that the Boosted Gear? He\'s in a fully armor and it\'s all red, is that the Balance Breaker? Shit is getting real there.
? MelonOverlord
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Uh....the viewing spell is getting fuzzy?
? Dubios_But_Legit_Rumor_Mill
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@MelonOverlord
I don\'t think that\'s the spell....
Watching Indra slow float out of the massive chasm that formed after getting punched into what was probably the ocean floor, I\'m pretty sure that\'s not the spell itself that\'s becoming staticy.
Edit: Oh Damn, Indra was bleeding. This isn\'t going to end well.
? Lazy_Blackberry
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Does anyone know what that sword is? It went from a sort of brawl to Indra getting progressively more pissed and then Lucifer Jr summoned that sword and Indra looked worried every time it came near him.He even took out his own Divine Weapon!
? Hellhound_The_Chaotic_Magical_Girl (Verified Magical Girl)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Whatever it is, it turned the tides pretty quickly. It was enough that Indra had to get serious. And they were passing it back and forth, so it\'s obviously something that could contend against Indra who is one of the strongest Gods out there.
? Secret_MagicalGirl
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@ Hellhound_The_Chaotic_Magical_Girl
My Arch enemy!
How did you get that tag, it\'s not fair I deserve it more than you!
Also, what the hell. Susanoo was one thing, but how is that kid fighting Indra now? I\'m going to throttle that red-headed buffoon when this is done for being so stupid!
? Red_Princess
Posted on July 28, 2009:
IS THAT WILHELM!?!
He\'s even fighting Indra now!? How???? He\'s barely even an adult and he was just a normal highschooler less than a year ago!!!! Indra is supposed to be one of the strongest Gods in the world!
? Hellhound_The_Chaotic_Magical_Girl (Verified Magical Girl)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Secret_MagicalGirl
Well, I\'m not an old hag for one.
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
That damn brat! Is he really going to escalate even more? I swear to the Nirns, if he keeps going I\'m going to go over there and slap his annoying face.
Brace yourself Kiddos, things are going up a notch.
? Dark_Idiot_God (Verified Foot Fetish)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Hooded_One
What\'s that supposed to mean?
Edit: Nevermind....
? Enthusiastic_Melon
Posted on July 28, 2009:
This has gone beyond unreasonable. Is anyone going to step in? I can\'t assume that the other Ocean Gods are happy about this.
And I\'m also rather confused at this increase in strength from a young Devil. It seems like every time he appears he\'s significantly stronger than the last.
? Standard_Kitsune
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Okuninushi-no-Mikoto just make an appearance nearby in Izumo! He\'s stopping the tidal waves from getting any closer.
Edit: Sukuna-Biko-Na also appeared. And I heard that some others; Mitsuhanome, Sumiyoshi sanjin, and many more! The Kami have started acting.
Edit 2: Azumi-no-isora stopped all the waves from hitting Japan. I heard he\'s borrowing the power of the leylines.
? I_Cast_Gun
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Standard_Kitsune
I\'m not familiar with Azumi-no-isora, who is that and why is it a big deal?
? Standard_Kitsune
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@I_Cast_Gun
He\'s the Kami, or God, of seashores if you want a simple explanation. Right now he\'s tapped into Japan\'s Leylines so his divine power is spreading all over Japan. He\'s preventing the rampaging from reaching Japan\'s shores.
? War_And_Death
Posted on July 28, 2009:
It seems that old Barnicle Head got fed up too along with some other Gods. What a shame, I was having fun watching the fight and anticipating the ensuing destruction.
? Half_Fish_Top_Part
Posted on July 28, 2009:
The Sealife is saying that Lord Poseidon took command of the seas near Greece and forcibly calmed them down.
Edit: Lord Zeus also cleared the skies around Europe.
? Voltic_Ranger
Posted on July 28, 2009:
My friends up north in the Scandinavian countries said that even Thor is helping calm things around the place.
? trudny1
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Uh...guys, something\'s happening.
Is that an....eye?
? Jessy_004
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Holy fucking hell, I felt my house shake and I\'m hundreds of miles away. That can\'t be coincidence right? The projection fizzled there, but there was a massive discharge of something from Indra and everything in view went purple and lightningy.
? I_Like_Swords
Posted on July 28, 2009:
....how much of the ocean got vaporized?
? Red_Princess
Posted on July 28, 2009:
What is that? Was that Indra\'s attack!? Is Wilhelm still alive!?
? Hooded_One
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Red_Princess
Calm down, you big boobed brat. That brat Susanoo released his full power right before it went off. Normally I\'d call it dead there, but that kid should have a few surprises instore.
? IkoalaG
Posted on July 28, 2009:
The image cut out.
....was there anything in the path of that blast?
? Enthusiastic_Melon
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@IkoalaG
Several small Islands. Thankfully, they are not inhabited. Or at the very least, they aren\'t anymore.
? Secret_MagicalGirl
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Where are the Shinto Gods, they can\'t be happy about that.
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
I\'m tired of waiting for you lot to get your Magic under control. I set up my own, you can watch it if you want.
[Link]
? SharkNado_ButonFire
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Hooded_One
Wow, that\'s significantly more clear, thanks!.
And damn, they\'re safe? And Indra looks....weird.
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@SharkNado_ButonFire
Hah, like those young\'uns could compare to me.
And Indra is getting pretty serious all things considered. His human shape is starting to come undone. That last attack was an actual attempt to kill two kiddos.
Hmm, is that a new sword I spy?
? Basilisk (Verified Magician)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
They\'re okay, which is good, I think, but surprising. How are they okay? I can understand Susanoo as he\'s a God and everything. But Wilhelm is....not. That attack should have honestly vaporized him, but it seems like he\'s perfectly fine.
....there\'s something weird about that sword. Which seems to be a theme with him considering his other weapons.
? Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Basilisk
It\'s not just him, look at the ocean around him. [Link]. I took a picture of it on my phone as it was the only thing I had on hand. The quality isn\'t very good, but you can see that the water underneath him and Susanoo and the immediate area isn\'t bubbling at the heat. Like there\'s a visible divide between where Indra said fuck everything in that direction and the spot he\'s standing.
I can\'t know what\'s going on without actually seeing it in person, but that\'s definitely something weird.
? Red_Princess
Posted on July 28, 2009:
He just keeps getting stronger and stronger.....
? Fists_Over_Bloodline
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Amazing Fight! Keep going, Wilhelm!
? GreenAndProud
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Why did it suddenly get even darker.
....why are the stars coming down from the sky?
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Is he really that pissed to use something like that? Does he think he\'ll get off scott free if he manages to kill either one of them?
? Da_Avid_Reader
Posted on July 28, 2009:
.....and it\'s gone. Indra apparently became one with the Universe and was about to literally clap them to death, and Lucifer Jr did something and it\'s gone.
I Don\'t even know what\'s going on anymore.
But it\'s fucking cool.
? MelonOverlord
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Anyone else freaking out about the fact that Indra can apparently make the universe descend from the sky?
? Eineus
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@MelonOverlord
Among being a Lightning God, Storms, Rains etc, he\'s also a God of the Universe. It\'s not that strange.
But can we instead talk about how Lucifer Jr apparently sealed it if the words he shouted meant anything.
? Possible_Walrus
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Did.....Indra just hit himself with his own weapon? That looked like it was powerful and hurt a lot.....
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Servies that dick right!
? Once_You_Go_Black (Verified Governor General)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@Hooded_One
Hey old man, did you see what he did? Even if Indra was paying the barest of attention, there\'s no way he should have gotten hit with his own weapon like that. He even anticipated it, held his hand out and everything. Don\'t get me wrong, I\'m laughing my ass off at Indra getting a well deserved slap, but.....something doesn\'t add up right.
What did the kid say....Reflect – Musū tengai?
Did it mess with his foresight or something else?
? dondondon
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Uh....is that Sun Wukong?
? ArcaneToilet (Verified Magician)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Oh boy, things are escalating now.
Izanami and Hades of all Gods apparently joined in. What the fuck is happening in Japan? We got Hindu, Greeks, Devils, and Shintos all throwing down it seems.
Welp, time to evacuate the world, it was nice knowing everyone. World War 4 is about to start.
? Dark_Idiot_God (Verified Foot Fetish)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
@ArcaneToilet
Don\'t you mean WW3?
? ArcaneToilet (Verified Magician)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Nope, things are about to go so sideways that we just skipped over WW3 and went to four.
And just as I\'m typing this, Takamagahara finally decided to join in as a whole too.
That\'s a lot of Gods.
? War_And_Death
Posted on July 28, 2009:
What\'s that antisocial guy doing over there? Pops threatened to crack my head if I even thought of join in. Why does heget to just waltz on over and have all the fun?
Oh, there\'s Shiva.
On second thought, I\'m happy watching from the back.
? Orange_Pineapple
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Did Lucifer Jr just....admit to having a relationship to Japan\'s Death Goddess right in the middle of everything?
? Dark_Idiot_God (Verified Foot Fetish)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
Doesn\'t care for the various Gods around him. Doesn\'t care that he looks like he just went through the wringer. Doesn\'t care that here children are nearby.
Lucifer JR: Yup, I\'m banging her.
Respect.
To you who are about to die, I salute you.
Edit: Huh, did the projection get cut off?
? Hooded_One (Verified Pervert)
Posted on July 28, 2009:
That sneaky bastard! Shiva looked right at the source of my spell and winked, destroying it from his end.
Bah, show off.
But I don\'t care, I got what I wanted.
I was right all along! She was a cougar and now I can call her it to her face! First Indra getting punched in the face by a brat barely in his twenties, then this.
Today is a great day.
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